“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
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That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.
Via FUNNIEST SHITThat awkward moment when you see a car and you try to use its window as a mirror
first you’ll be like
then you suddenly see a person inside the car
then you decided to run for your life
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